The Research Notes of Bolt Beamer

An Exercise in pretending I know what I'm talking about

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This is a picture of me. Taken by my housemate a few minutes ago.
I got home, and then I got the news.
I lost all strength in my legs, tears streaming down my face, barely able to breath, unable to mutter anything.

Most people would look at me now and think someone has died.
No.
My hands are shaking as I type this:
Mega Man is coming to Smash Bros.

This is a picture of me. Taken by my housemate a few minutes ago.

I got home, and then I got the news.

I lost all strength in my legs, tears streaming down my face, barely able to breath, unable to mutter anything.

Most people would look at me now and think someone has died.

No.

My hands are shaking as I type this:

Mega Man is coming to Smash Bros.

Filed under megaman mega man smash bros super smash bros SSB SSB4 reaction

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jamejarrs:

NO PS4 DRM.

IT’S A KNOCKOUT! A KNOCKOUT!

*ref raises Sony’s arm in victory*

Then again “plays used games” might be too much for it. The “plays” part of it might cause it to struggle.

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mirandaadria:

pigeonredd:

hobbitfeminism:

blowhan:

potatobeenz:

You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums. Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets. Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer. 

bless

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
THERE WOULD BE NO ROAD SIGNS OR INFORMATIONAL BROCHURES
THERE WOULD BE NO GODDAMN KEYS ON YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP
I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE BUT WITHOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN HOW WOULD I LEARN TO DO THAT

lol I guess that community college that was completed fairly recently by my dad a county down built itself
thanks nbc

I just sent this tweet to NBC.
@NBCNews If these majors are so useless, then who designed the graphic used to announce this on your show?

Clearly not someone with a major in any of them, the text isn’t even aligned correctly.

mirandaadria:

pigeonredd:

hobbitfeminism:

blowhan:

potatobeenz:

You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. 

When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. 
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums. 
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.

Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer. 

bless

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME

THERE WOULD BE NO ROAD SIGNS OR INFORMATIONAL BROCHURES

THERE WOULD BE NO GODDAMN KEYS ON YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP

I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE BUT WITHOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN HOW WOULD I LEARN TO DO THAT

lol I guess that community college that was completed fairly recently by my dad a county down built itself

thanks nbc

I just sent this tweet to NBC.

If these majors are so useless, then who designed the graphic used to announce this on your show?

Clearly not someone with a major in any of them, the text isn’t even aligned correctly.

(Source: boyfroend, via chat-with-quill)

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candycoats:

Dudes, it’s like, if you’re following me, you’ve got a 1 in however many followers I have at the time chance to get free art. for free! EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

Like, even, like, MORE THAN ONCE A DAY! DUDE! 

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I had to read that like…6 times to understand it.

Then I understood it and felt stupid.

No. I didn’t feel stupid. I felt…stoopid. Stupid with two o’s instead of a u stupid.

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chat-with-quill:

boltbeamer:

Sometimes when I’m feeling sad I remember that there are people using Internet Browsers that don’t have tabs.

wait… wait what?

Such people exist, it’s true. Every time they click a link it opens in a new window, or in the current one.

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Sometimes when I’m feeling sad I remember that there are people using Internet Browsers that don’t have tabs.

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asktheblonde:

thesexiestoffenders:

psdo:

cubern:

psdo:

nyakitapioka:

psdo:

SEXISM IS OVER

i feel uncomfortable seeing this o-o 

Good. Tell your buddies this is what oversexualization is and why it’s a problem when it happens to female characters.

You ever like something but then realize that the person who made it was trying to convey some sort of bullshit message

You ever post something clearly trying to send a message and it completely goes over some fucknut’s head?

Can I just say, I don’t mind this. More man ass and big dicks in vidya please lololo

~Sticky

SEXISM IS NOT OVER.

GOTTA MAKE THEM SWING.

Those pauldrons man…

Also, is the caster’s spine okay?

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engi-scout-azure:

So long story short, I went to the Gearbox panel at PAX with a friend a few weeks ago and they gave everyone codes to download Krieg for free. However, my friend doesn’t play Borderlands 2, so he let me have it. I didn’t want it to go to waste, so I decided to do a giveaway once I reached 50 followers.
So here are the rules:
-You don’t have to be following me.
-Only one reblog.
-Likes don’t count.
-the deadline is May 3rd, 4:00 pm EST
-I will send the winner an ask once they are chosen
-If the winner does not respond within 24 hours, I will chose another winner.
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I can either send the winner the code and instructions via an ask or email, or I could mail the certificate of appreciation, whichever you prefer. 
If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

engi-scout-azure:

So long story short, I went to the Gearbox panel at PAX with a friend a few weeks ago and they gave everyone codes to download Krieg for free. However, my friend doesn’t play Borderlands 2, so he let me have it. I didn’t want it to go to waste, so I decided to do a giveaway once I reached 50 followers.

So here are the rules:

-You don’t have to be following me.

-Only one reblog.

-Likes don’t count.

-the deadline is May 3rd, 4:00 pm EST

-I will send the winner an ask once they are chosen

-If the winner does not respond within 24 hours, I will chose another winner.

—-

I can either send the winner the code and instructions via an ask or email, or I could mail the certificate of appreciation, whichever you prefer. 

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

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ask-written-script:

boltbeamer:

bemusedlybespectacled:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gayteenss:

madmanwithoutthebox:

Gay-warriors. The project of American photographer Tatjana Plitt in support of gay marriage.

http://squeer.ru/news/item/gay-warriors

Beautiful <3

This is SO lovely and beautiful <3 

Just look at these amazing and wonderful gay and lesbian couples here…I hope that before too long, they will be able to marry just like any other couple should be able to

This is the sweetest thing I’ve seen all day.

Why does bottom middles wall say ‘Rape’?

I think that says “Love,” Bolty.

I should hope it does, because I can’t see anything but the above.